Snoopy for President

When I started this blog site, it was my intention to stay away from politics and religion.

But given the current choices voters are presented with, I feel compelled to do my part in resurrecting the Snoopy for President campaign.

Let's take a look at Snoopy's qualifications:

Leadership & negotiating: Snoopy deals with a horde of preteens on a daily basis which gives him the necessary skills to deal with Senators and Congressmen.

Budgeting abilities: Have you ever seen his food bowl empty at meal time?

Communication skills: How many dogs do you know that own a typewriter?

Foreign Policy: Snoopy put the Red Baron in his place.

Energy Policy: Rise at dawn and go to bed at sunset. Apart from decorating for Christmas, lights are not required - the energy savings will be enormous.

Health Policy: Eat three balanced meals a day and take naps as required. Dance when the mood strikes you.

Policy on creative arts: Snoopy endorses making pianos available for kids who want to learn Beethoven and Bach.

Running mate: Garfield. A cross species ticket will be very attractive to voters.

Do your part to get our country back on track. Forward this page to everyone you know. And on election day, demand the right to write in Snoopy as your choice for president.