Tuesday, September 12, 2017

It's Only Yoga

For years my exercise routine consisted of free weights and band resistance machines. Then the warranty on my skeletal system ran out and the message triggered by a set of x-rays was... no more lifting - anything.

I now needed to stretch my spine rather than adding to the load my spine had to carry. The physical therapist set me up with a series of exercises so basic that I didn't see how they could be classified as exercises at all (at least not after hefting barbells and dumbbells). Certainly I needed something more challenging if I was going to make progress.

So I signed up for yoga.

Now I was smart enough to know I wasn't going to immediately do handstands while one foot pointed to the sky and the other touched the small of my back. I accepted there would be a learning curve. I started with beginner yoga as a warm up.

I warmed up all right!  At the thirty minute mark both my t-shirt and towel were thoroughly soaked. The mat beneath my hands and knees sported beads of water like a well waxed car following a spring shower.

The instructor had just led us into something called a half-crescent pose while quietly - and calmly- urging us to hold the position and feel the stretch. The only thing I felt was my chest heaving as I gasped for breath. That is until my legs starting shaking and I collapsed into an exhausted ball.

How had this happened?  I mean - come on - it was only yoga after all.