Thursday, December 4, 2008

Is It Live Or....

I was going through the supermarket fliers tonight and something caught my eye.

Live Littleneck Clams (harvested from certified waters).

There are just sooo many questions raised here.

Two of those questions are: What, exactly, is certified water? And if the clams have been harvested from those waters how can they still be live?

The answers to these questions could mean we have to look at many things in a new way.

If being alive now means something has been dead for less than a certain period of time, then....

When someone dies, instead of having a viewing, do we now celebrate a last meal together.

Join us Friday at 7:00 for a last meal with beloved Paul. He stopped breathing certified air on Wednesday afternoon. Death will occur at midnight on Friday. The meal is being held at the dining room of the local hotel. Rooms are still available if you'd like to stay in town to attend the funeral the following morning. Please RSVP ASAP as the window of opportunity is narrow.

Okay, so my sense of humor is a little twisted sometimes.

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