Thursday, January 6, 2011

Presidential Scan

Can you believe that our President's citizenship status is in question again - or still?  With the recent changing of the guard in the House of Representatives, reporters want to know if the new arrivals believe the Pres is entitled to sit in the White House.

I have a solution to the endless questions.  Make the President travel on a standard airline - run him through a body scanner, collect some tissue samples, take a DNA swab - and see what shakes out.

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