Saturday, May 2, 2009

What a Brim

This coming week will be a great week to be a chiropractor in Kentucky. There's going to be a lot of women with stiff necks.

We were watching the Kentucky Derby today. I was amazed by the hats the women were wearing.

I was looking for the little people who most certainly had to be holding onto well disguised guide lines - like the balloon handlers in the Thanksgiving Day parades. How else could those women possibly keep their heads upright?

I saw hats bearing small gardens, half a peacock, and what must have been a fruit salad. Then there were the brims that put the Flying Nun to shame. Had it been windy, men would have been grabbing the feet of their significant others to keep them from flying to neighboring counties.

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