Drum roll please.
Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to the first day of summer.
Step right up and enjoy the show as the Star of our festivities dazzles you with more light than you'll see in any other single day.
Don't forget to ogle the liquid and digital displays of those dedicated to presenting the temperatures as they labor to hold themselves above the eighty degree mark solely for your benefit.
No ladies and gentlemen, those are not manufactured smells that are tickling your olfactory nerves. Those euphoria producing odors come from nothing less than the bulbs and seeds that exhibit herculean strength in supporting greenery and flora many times their own weight.
Truly the day is full or marvels you won't want to miss. Hurry up boys and girls, time's a wastin'. Push your way through those doors and marvel at the great outdoors. Though it seems the day will last forever, the curtain must fall eventually.
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