I think we have it all wrong. We should not be deploying our strategic defenses along the southern border...nor we should we be shipping troops overseas. It's obvious to me the next attack on our country is coming from.... the golf courses along the east coast.
For the past few days tractor trailer after tractor trailer loaded with golf carts has been heading down the major thoroughfare in the state. I'm not talking flat bed trailers either, but double-decker rigs similar to what new cars are transported on. Only instead of maybe a dozen cars, each tractor trailer carries twenty-plus golf carts.
Multiply twenty golf carts by dozens of tractor trailers and suddenly you have... an invasion force.
While our armed forces are becoming proficient with rifles, undercover foreign agents across the country are sharpening their skills to be able to drive a golf ball into the back of an unsuspecting person's head from three hundred yards away.
Go ahead and laugh if you will, but when you see a fleet of battery powered vehicles driven by golf-club wielding attackers coming down your street you'll wish you had heeded my warning and stocked up on tennis rackets to return those incoming balls.
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