You've seen them, those "recent search topics" that show up as lists on various websites. I generally pass right over them but tonight one topic caught my eye - vending machines for bread.
They have to be kidding. I can't even get a loaf of bread from the store shelf to the checkout line without squishing it. Imagine bread coming out of a vending machine.
Notice I didn't ask you to imagine the vending of a loaf of bread. Even if it did start out as a properly shaped loaf in the deep recesses of the machine, by the time it rode through the steel spiral drivers, fell two feet, and then was yanked through a narrow plastic opening the bread would like either like a cinnamon twist doughnut or the belly of the Pillsbury Dough Boy.
Would you like your bread cream or jelly filled?
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