Thursday, September 6, 2012

Listening Kitty

So you say your kitty has been acting a little strange recently?

You just might want to take the time to investigate whether your feline friend is still the same kitty you've grown to know and love.

Seems the CIA once perfected the ability to implant a listening device in a cat's ear (with the battery pack surgically implanted in the abdomen and an antenna running along the cat's spine).

We all know that any good invention is subject to resurrection.  Recent advances in technology could condense the entire listening apparatus into a single component.

The next time kitty seems unusually interested in your activities outside of feeding time, it may be because your pet is... truly unusually interested... 

That fleck of dirt in kitty's ear may not be dirt at all... and you may want to pay just a little extra attention to what's being said.

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