You know you are getting old when:
While waiting for the water in the shower to get hot you realize you used the last of the shampoo the day before.
On your way to the linen closet you find yourself in the kitchen and decide the only reason you would be there would be to start breakfast.
After putting bread in the toaster you decide to kill two birds with one stone by making the bed while the bread is toasting.
While throwing on the bedspread you smell something and rush to the kitchen.
After tossing the charcoal black toast in the trash you start to wash your hands and then remember you haven't had your shower yet.
Returning to the bathroom you realize you never got the shampoo - but it doesn't matter because the hot water is gone.
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