Showing posts with label frankenstorm. Show all posts
Showing posts with label frankenstorm. Show all posts

Sunday, October 28, 2012

Hunkerin' Down

Hurricane Sandy is zeroing in on our section of the world and I'm just a little distraught... cause I'm not fully up to speed on hunkerin' down.

I'm worried that I might not hunker correctly. With all the reporters talking about hunkerin' I'm sure there must be a preferred hunkerin' stance. 

When the winds really start whipping I expect I'll probably go into a three-quarter squat and wrap my arms around my head so that my biceps press against my ears.

But what if that's not right? What if I position myself improperly and get arried away by gale force winds?

I mean, maybe the preferred hunkerin' position is a wide-legged stance with on a slight bend to the knee and finger's laced across the top of the head with elbows free and available for regaining balance?

Or maybe I'm supposed to assume a full squat, press my chin to my chest, and cross my arms over the back of my neck. - No, I'm pretty sure that one's not hunkerin' mode - that sounds like the position to assume just before kissing a certain part of your anatomy good-bye.