I spotted a news headline touting the astonishing scientific discovery that cannabis contains alien life forms.
While I wholly endorse all things green and natural I can't help but suspect the researchers were overindulging in the test samples. The conversation might have gone like this:
Hey man, this stuff is alive! Come over here and look in the microscope.
What - you mean the way it's breathing?
Breathing? What? No man, look at the little spot off to the top right.
What about it - it's just a seed.
No, no. Keep looking - you'll see...
Oh, dude, no way! That little guy just waved to me!
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